Update on Harvard Virtual Canoe Team

Our Harvard Imaginary Rowing Team placed firstamong virtual rowing and canoe teams all over the world.


The members of our esteemed team are asfollows:

Gigi: In charge of megaphone 
maryann
@gingerblaze: Finder of imaginary bodies of water
We will treat this like the rapture. Everyoneon the Harvard Imaginary Rowing Team, at 6:00 your local time, may raise a pint ofyour favorite beverarge in celebration. 

In respect to our accomplished rowing team, I am going to ask that everyone else please refrain from raising pints ofbeverages at 6:00pm your local time as you did absolutely nothing ofsignificance to earn them. 


Based on the blinding success of our Harvard Imaginary Rowing Team, I am sure that many of you will now want to join. You can stilljoin, but now you have to beg and plead. I am not sure how much begging andpleading will be required. That will be decided on an individual basis, probably by Satan.

In fact, all requests to join the Harvard Imaginary Rowing Team should be sent directly to Satan(@SatanInSingSing) via Twitter and prefaced by significant begging and pleading. If you hurry, you might still make the 6:00pm pint raising deadline.
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5 Responses to Update on Harvard Virtual Canoe Team

  1. Gigi says:

    Dammit!!! I totally missed the 6:00 pm pint raising deadline!! Can we move it to 8:00 pm? But otherwise, YAY us! We did good!

  2. maryann says:

    OH!! SO GOOD!! First time I have EVER 1.) been on a team!2.) gotten first place!!I drank and partied and yet I can still see to type!! Woohoooo!! It doesn't get much better than that!! 🙂

  3. Sidney says:

    Mazel! I was thirsty at 6:00 I didn't know why…

  4. Anonymous says:

    I'm not good on teams, I'll be on the banks of the water, cheering you on, and handing you cups of– well since you're already in water, slices of cold pizza. You know, for carbo loading!

  5. Satan says:

    and hells yes i am in charge of admissions! bwahaha! also, i unfortunately missed our pint-raising yesterday (although to be fair, i *did* raise a pint 2 hours later, at Monday Night Drinking Club (MNDC).silly me, being away from my computer!so, can we hoist drinks again? because that would kick ass.go, Rowing Team! you know what i think? i think we need shirts, that is what i think.

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