Update on how to improve your life by going to Harvard

I would like to extend an invitation to all my virtual friends to join my imaginary Harvard canoe team. Gigi will be in charge of the megaphone, and rebecca_ods is our first official team member. I don’t know how many rowers are actually on a canoe team, but I am sure it is flexible.

The rowing is imaginary, but the pints are real.

 


All proceeds from the Harvard Canoe Team will go towards improving my son’s substandard education. It was suggested that a good way to remedy his mediocre educational opportunities would be to send him to Montessori school, so that is where the funds will go. Not for actual Montessori school tuition, but for a large sign that says, “Montessori” that we will hang above the door of his current school. So, who is with me? All we need is a canoe and some oars.
And a megaphone.


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About lgalaviz
All of this hardly seems necessary.

3 Responses to Update on how to improve your life by going to Harvard

  1. Gigi says:

    Yay! I'm in charge of the mega-phone!

  2. Satan says:

    I WILL JOIN YOUR CANOE!!!

  3. maryann says:

    I want to row and drink pints with you!! 🙂

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