Wasteland Survival Update

I have updated the plan for wasteland survival based on all of your valuable input. You may now begin hostile takeover of Wal-mart, Google Headquarters, and Chuck E. Cheese restaurants. When attacking Chuck E. Cheese locations, please make sure all animatronics survive in good condition as they are somehow key to the overall strategy. 

All canned goods are approved for hoarding as long as you have removed the labels. Also, hobos and dragons have been added to the list of acceptable pets.

In other recent developments, @AngentDragonFly informed us that PetSmart is now sponsoring pterodactyl adoptions. If you are seeking a pet for the upcoming apocalypse, please consider one of these guys. They need good homes.

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All of this hardly seems necessary.

7 Responses to Wasteland Survival Update

  1. Satan says:

    excellent! i always wanted a pterodactyl. can i fly him around the walmart i take over?also, i think i want a horse. fuck putting gas in a car!

  2. Anonymous says:

    You are so awesome!

  3. Lesley says:

    Dragon's all the way for me! I think they are offering them at Petco…you know…where the Pets Go. That way when he needs food or a change in bedding he can come with me. Unless the apocalypse has happened. Then he will be all kick-ass and we'll go find our shelter and food. Plus, he'll love my cats. Also, we should start a Wasteland Survival Gang. You can be President! That way we can assign people areas when it happens and we can take care of eachother. Watcha think?

  4. LGalaviz says:

    I must admit that AgentDragonFly is the one with the mad Photoshop skills…. or the pterodactyl. You decide.

  5. I LOVE my Pterodactyl….Bringing Dinosaurs back is the best idea I have had SO FAR 🙂

  6. Anonymous says:

    Lesley, I think a dragon would eat your cats.

  7. Lesley says:

    No no no! The dragon and my cats would exisit as one! I'm thinking European Dragons and not Asian dragons. At least for my dragon that is. I'll make sure they wont eat my cats.

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