Update on Satanic Apparel

Official Satan-Wear is Now Available

Apparently Zazzle will let just anyone on their website, allowing Satan to begin the official production of the ‘Satan thinks I’m cool’ t-shirt. I am assuming that there is a process in place before purchase to make sure Satan actually thinks you are cool. Also, there is a legal agreement to prevent unapproved individuals from borrowing and then wearing the shirt. Don’t even ask about giving the shirt as a gift because there is a background check requiring wearer of the shirt to have at least a misdemeanor criminal offense, or proof you have killed a kitten. Satan is flexible.

However, the good news is that I hear there are plans for a ‘Satan’s Minion’ shirt that will be more accessible. These shirts will be part of the mandatory hell dresscode, so you should probably go ahead and buy a few just so you can get the feel of it.

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All of this hardly seems necessary.

4 Responses to Update on Satanic Apparel

  1. Satan says:

    hey, no killing kittens on my watch! i'm a cat person. and besides, who hasn't had the thought that cats are just small, furry demons? my demons, all of them. DO NOT KILL.other than that, YES: misdemeanors, piracy, shoplifting, reckless endangerment, general obnoxiousness, wicked senses of humor – all these things (and more!) will get you into my lair.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Okay, fine. Eveyone please note that kittens are OFF the list. Some demonic overlords are soo sensitive!

  3. now i think i love you more, oh dark overlord! i'm a kitty lover too.

  4. Satan says:

    woo toni!and anonymous??? i AM a cat lover, but sensitive? BWAHAHAHHAHAH!

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