Look! I have BOOBS/MOOBS

It was brought to my attention recently that guys like boobs. I think some of us have been aware of this insight for quite some time, but do not always have the right clothing choices available to use it to our advantage. With my new ‘Look! I have BOOBS’ t-shirt, all of that will change. This shirt is guaranteed to bring attention to your boobs regardless of cup size. It is the perfect choice for flirting at the coffee shop, or a special date with your significant other. Quit wasting time searching through the laundry for the right pushup bra, when you can be nightclub ready in minutes!

NOTE: It is recommended to purchase this item a few sizes smaller than your normal fit in order to maximize the effect.

NOTE: Sorry guys… didn’t mean to leave you out.

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About lgalaviz
All of this hardly seems necessary.

6 Responses to Look! I have BOOBS/MOOBS

  1. SumSum says:

    I don't think I'll ever be able to concentrate while wering this shirt, on account of how awesome my boobs will look in it…

  2. thegospeltruthdotcom says:

    Hahahahaha! I'm glad you solved this problem!

  3. S.L. says:

    Does this work with false boobs, as well? I ask because I know this guy…

  4. Phil says:

    you say that like it is a bad thing….

  5. Simph says:

    Damn I love your concepts can I use one of them Please?

  6. LGalaviz says:

    Simph: No, you may not. I have just trademarked all boobs and also the entire concept of guys looking at and/or appreciating boobs. From this day forward, every guy that looks at boobs owes me ten cents. I will have the PayPal link up shortly.

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