Bloom Where You Are Planted

Do you ever feel like people stare at you while purchasing plants because they can somehow tell that your petunia has a death sentence?  This is not your fault. Some people are highly sensitive and can actually hear the plants screaming.
This gardening shirt will let your plants know, in no uncertain terms, that there will be no special treatment. It may be true that this strange looking leafy thing they are telling you ‘no one can kill’ may very well end up a shred of dried up brown stalks. What is important to remember is that this occurrence, as tragic as it may seem, is in no way a reflection on you. It is clearly lack of motivation on the plant’s part.

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All of this hardly seems necessary.

7 Responses to Bloom Where You Are Planted

  1. Maybe that's why I can't grow a thing…if only i could hear them screaming!

  2. jess says:

    It's so unfair that some plants lack innovation when others don't. There should be some sort of plant union.

  3. I suddenly feel so much better about all those plants I have killed (read: every plant I have ever owned, which is funny because I was able to keep a child alive just fine).

  4. The Onion says:

    In the way that plants lean toward the sunlight, they seem to cower in my presence. I have managed to keep a bamboo plant alive by giving it the Tiger Mom treatment. http://www.alotoflayers.blogspot.com

  5. Damn Plants nuff said.

  6. good to give the plants a heads up. heh heh

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